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BREAKING- Man dies of dehydration after taking ‘Dry January’ too literally.ENTERTAINMENT- BP Oil cast as Villain for ‘Aquaman 2’.TECHNOLOGY- Spotify to employ most annoying prick you know to make ads to force you to go premium.LIFESTYLE- UCC student still excommunicated from home after asking for ‘Vegan Christmas dinner’.CRIME- Cork dentist charged after hundreds of pictures of ‘Baby Teeth’, were discovered on his computer. Sick Bastard.BREAKING- Dozens of Law students drop out as they realise it's not like ‘Legally Blonde’.BUSINESS- Cork County Council and corrupt landlords team up to create new ‘Slums for Student’s’ initiative. ENTERTAINMENT- R-Kelly rumoured to be top pick for new The Den presenter.